Have you ever wanted to crawl under a rug? LOL

Ok I just had to share this experience with everyone! Jeff and I went to Walmart today and we had quite a few things to get. We made it through our whole shopping list and got up to the cash register. Of course out of 30 available check out lanes only 4 were open. But there was a glimmer of hope! A cashier walked past me and whispered that she was getting ready to open the next lane. YES!!! So we sneak over there and start putting our treasures on the conveyor when my husband looks at me with a strange face and says "Take it all off" "Take the stuff off the belt" I asked him why and he said "I forgot my wallet" UGH!!!! Are you freaking kidding me? LOL So he decides that I should back out of the check out lane and he will run across town to get his wallet and come back. I should just mill around until he returns. And he is gone in a flash leaving me there to get out of the check out lane. Wouldn't you know as soon as we moved over to this new lane 3 other women followed suit and hopped in line behind us. Turning 3 shades of red I had to politely ask these ladies to back up so i cant get my cart full of stuff back out. The only way I could make the embarrassment bearable was to explain to them that "the MAN forgot his wallet, like an idiot"
So I, having no other choice, browsed through the clothes department across from the checkout line we had been in so when he did return he could easily find me. It was about 15 minutes before he returned WITH his wallet.

This is the stupid stuff I put up with. Don't you all feel for me? LOL